Relentless Walking
You two and your obsession with modern entertainment. Get out, and go for a walk to Rivendell [link to http://fan.theonering.net/middleearthtours/rivendell.html no longer works]. If you are going to insist on watching movies, at least go see some real ones.
(Image is “Descent to Rivendell, by John Howe, from theonering.net [link to http://img-fan.theonering.net/middleearthtours/images/rivendell_jhs.jpg no longer works])
Rivendell you say [link http://www.rivendellbicycles.com/html/bikes.html no longer works]? Who wants to walk, when you can ride?