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Metrics Abused

Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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7 comments on "Metrics Abused"

  • beri says:

    Depression in dwarfs in understandable. Working in a mine all day, being “phyically challenged,” having no female companionship and nothing to drink. Who wouldn’t be grumpy?

  • Chris says:

    I have anecdotal evidence that whistling helps.

  • Adam says:

    Chris, our organization treats Whistling as a Best Practice. I’m only a Green Belt, but I hope to get a Black Belt next summer.

  • Walt says:

    Snow is much more worried about the six of seven dwarves who are not at all bashful.
    Not at all.

  • Anonymous says:

    Let’s just be thankful they didn’t find the internet. I mean, they would probably be ‘dwarfing’ forums all over the place and the trolls would not approve.

  • C says:

    Let’s just be thankful they didn’t find the internet. I mean, they would probably be ‘dwarfing’ forums all over the place and the trolls would not approve.

  • Alex says:

    Ah, but 6 of 7 dwarves are not grumpy, either!

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