Liberty Bags
Phil offers up some thoughts on Liberty Bags [link to http://off.net/diary/2007/01/18/liberty-bag-redux/ no longer works], named in the tradition of patriot bins and freedom tables [link to http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/01/tsa_accessory_n.html no longer works].
Phil, I think you need to wrap your items in bacon.