Frito-Lay’s New Snack Line
Frito-Lay spokeswoman Lisa Greeley, who said that the company made a commitment in 2004 to develop a healthier line of snacks but “never thought it would actually come to this,” described the Flat Earth brand as “tailor-made for the small, vocal minority of health-conscious consumers who apparently can’t just be content with salads, bananas, apples, or any of the literally thousands of fruits and vegetables already widely available.”
Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line of Healthy Snacks,” in America’s Finest News Source.
The Onion rules, funny story…………